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21 Funny Toddler Memes That Will Make Your Mom Friends Laugh Out Loud

Inside: Funny toddler memes that will make parents laugh out loud. Toddler life is chaos, so let’s laugh through it together!

Toddler memes are totally my jam because if there is one stage of parenthood I feel I can speak to with a level of confidence (or at least intimate awareness), it is the toddler years.

Recently our family has gone through the stages of 2 under 2 sleeplessness, the 1 and 2-year-old “oh that’s why they have kid leashes” duo, and the 2 and 3-year-old “everyone is talking and has strong opinions” year.

Having kids very close in age meant that the toddler years have been double the pleasure, double the fun, and double the headbutts to the face. It’s an absolutely adorable time, but sometimes completely insane.

The best way to deal? Laughter. Lots of laughter.

Are you a toddler parent?

These toddler memes are going to be so #relatable that you’ll laugh out loud and almost spill your coffee. Fair warning.

Toddler Memes to Help You Laugh Through the Chaos

Mother of Toddler Memes (And Dragons)

Why don’t toddlers want to get into their pajamas? I want to be in my pajamas quite literally all the time. Bend the knee, kid!

The love (and pain) of a toddler

If you have ever had a toddler, then you know this love and pain all too well.

It’s getting expensive in here.

The unexpected and hidden costs of parenting toddlers.

The latest in toddler pillows

So cute, yet such aggressive sleepers.

Toddlers are, shall we say, particular?

Get it right or pay the price, mom.

Uptown dump gonna give it to ya

I have a VERY clear memory of the time a toddler who will remain anonymous dumped a plate of enchiladas on the floor in protest. Child…

Nailed it. The donut technique and the toddler memes.

One of my favorite toddler memes of all time, because my goodness the accuracy!

Come on, mommmmmm

Man, if only we were all as talented as our kids expected us to be!

Please don’t drink that/jump off that/make that phone call

Toddlers are our college karma, wearing adorable overalls.

Raising toddlers is basically just trying to reason with a small drunk version of yourself.

Imagine how much we could get done!

Forget coffee, I would buy toddler energy drink in bulk.

Widely agreed upon scientific fact

Another one of my favorite toddler memes! Their speed is absolutely unmatched.

I’m fine. Cut me, Mick.

Are there two different headbutting toddler memes included in this list? Yes. Should there probably be more? Also yes.

Rocky toddler meme.
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Toddlers are technical geniuses

It would be impressive if it wasn’t so maddening.

Nearly free floor facial!

I would really be better off cutting out the middleman here.

How sweet and considerate!

Toddler memes – because we’re all in this together.

Mind-boggling but true.

The number of times I considered putting a FitBit on one of my toddlers just to see how many steps they take in a day…

Oh the humanity!!! It’s a toddler meme nightmare!!!

FOUR peas?? You monster!!

That’s going to be stuck in your head all day.

Sorry not sorry, this one is just too accurate.

Who’s the (Toddler) Boss?

I would suggest a gift, a card, and snacks. Lots and lots of snacks.


Just the CUTEST!

Toddlers are so much fun. Tweet.

It’s funny because it’s toddler terrifying.

I hope you didn’t want more than one eye because that’s not on the menu tonight.

I’ll love you tomorrow, and today, and last year, my dear toddler.

Toddler calendars are terribly confusing but also terribly adorable.

See you in 12 seconds.

I hate to say this but this does not stop at toddlerhood. We’ll sleep someday, eventually, probably.

Ugh, toddlers are just so cute, wild, and unpredictable I literally can’t even.

Go give your toddler a hug and bookmark this page of toddler memes for when you need to remember we’re all in this together!

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  1. All soooo true! Ours are currently 2 and 3.5 – 18 months between them, and we’re also going through the ‘everyone has an opinion’ stage…

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