The Mommy on the Bus Cries Wah Wah Wah

Inside: Sometimes moms need to get away, but then they REALLY need to get home to their babies. Laugh along with one mom’s ridiculous adventure.


When my best friend and I planned a weekend in New York City, I had the perfect travel plan, taking the bus.

Minimal driving, maximum writing/staring out the window pretending that I was in a really deep movie about finding yourself. Plus it came with a reasonable price tag.

Done and done.

Until the ride home, when I become certifiably undone.


I Was Born a Ramblin’ Woman

While “ramblin’ woman” was a nice idea for a header, I was not really not born to be a ramblin’ woman. I was born to be a homebody and have considered surgically adding a cozy blanket to my armpits because it would better suit my lifestyle.

But at the same time, I do enjoy some element of travel in my life. The specific element of travel I enjoy most though is the “being there” and not the “getting there.” More often than not there are missteps, missed connections, miscues, and “Miss, are you okay?”

Surprisingly, I safely get on the bus to New York City from Massachusetts with minimal incidents. I settled in for a few hours of “me time,” however, I found my mind being quickly transported back to the last time I traveled alone and forgot what to do with my hands because I didn’t have a small child to buckle/provide a snack to/ prevent from locking my phone.

So despite my best efforts, I zoned in on the dad traveling with his young son somehow thinking my parenting services might be needed to these strangers.

“Careful not to squeeze that juice box, Timmy. Your extra clothes are under the bus.” – The dad

First off, that courageous. I haven’t found that kind of faith in my children yet.

Secondly, I found that even though I had no small children with me I did have a spare pair of toddler underwear in my purse. So I kept myself on creeper standby. Timmy did fine though, good job bud.


You Can’t Get There from Here

Lots of fun ensued in NYC, more on that here. But eventually, it was time to head back home.

When I got to Port Authority I proudly found the line for the bus to Boston, all by myself. But you know what? I wasn’t going to Boston… I was going to Worcester.

To the people in line I joked with saying “man, this line is kind of wonky, but we’ll get there eventually!” I hope that you did get to Boston eventually. I did not get to Boston eventually. Fortunately.

After MANY loudspeaker announcements, I finally realized that I had actually parked my car in Worcester, MA instead of Boston, MA and made my way to the right line. There I learned that our bus would be delayed a half hour. Which in bus language means an hour and a half. I didn’t know that at first, but I’m now conversational in bus. Still more comfortable written than spoken, but I’m getting there.


If I Have To Sell My Soul to the Devil Himself

Three and a half days later the bus finally left New York towards our pit stop in Hartford, Connecticut. There was no chance we were going to make our connection to Worcester so I thought I was being SUPER smart and bought a ticket on a later bus. My trusting soul purchased the ticket through a third party bus ticketing company and didn’t think anything of it.

That is until I realized that the ticket I purchased also had a connection I might miss. And upon further digging, that connection didn’t even actually exist.

I bought a bus ticket to nowhere.

The lovely guys working the counter at Peter Pan in Hartford tried to get me onto another bus to Worcester but it was sold out. I’d have to wait, Kate McAllister style, to see if I could barter my cubic zirconia earrings for a seat on that bus.

So I did what any grown adult would do, and called my mom.

Merm immediately started offering solutions.  I immediately started acting like a child claiming that none of those solutions would work and everything was awful and I live in Hartford now and I hope my kids will remember me.

And then I cried.


I Probably Think This Bus is About Me

As I stood outside at the Hartford bus depot crying and lamenting about how difficult and unfair my life was, the line started to form. I pulled it together enough to learn that the bus could fit 54 people and with only 24 in line, there was hope. Maybe enough people would just say “Screw it, I’ll walk to Worcester – I could use the steps.” My spirits soared.

Until another bus pulled up and ALL of those passengers got in line for their transfer. 24 people turned into 48, then 49, 50, 51…

At this point, I was basically openly weeping and trying to make eye contact with strangers to give them my best “Please sir, the children! The children need me! THE CHILDREN!”

By the grace of not God because God had real problems to deal with that day, people stopped getting in line. The last passenger in line boarded the bus, and bus driver Steven gave me the go ahead to board. I walked onto that bus like I was walking onto a yacht.  My imaginary hat strategically dipped below one eye, if I had been wearing a scarf, it would have been apricot.

Success. Kids – Mommy’s coming home.

Oh, and yes, I do realize that I just wrote 1,000 words about how I was slightly inconvenienced. It’s fine.



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22 Comments

    1. So glad to have brought some funny to your day! That’s what I am here for! 🙂 Hope Facebook stopped being a pain for you.

  1. Lol this is brilliant! I feel your bus pain!

    Did you at least get a refund on the bus that didn’t exist!?

    1. Shoot… I didn’t reply to that customer service email… too busy writing a blog post about my troubles to actually deal with my troubles. Thanks for the reminder!

  2. Becca, first of all I am in tears at my desk. I once boarded the incorrect bus in Argentina and rode it for 2 hours before they discovered I was a stowaway. They didn’t speak English and I was crying too much to understand their Spanish and well I feel your pain. Discovering this blog is the highlight of my day.

    1. Oh my gosh! Your story is an actual problem! I was an hour and a half from my home… You are a rockstar! And thanks for reading and laughing with me. So glad you found your way over here!

      1. That would make exactly one of us. I had misspelled mindfulness in a post and spell check told me it was wrong on multiple occasions and I just assumed spell check wasn’t up with the times. (Also, I misspelled occasions in that last sentence. And misspelled.)

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