My 3-year-old daughter, Norah, wants a dog. Badly. My 4-year-old son, Jack, wants a dog. Mediumly. My 36-year-old husband, Glen, wants a dog. More than he wants to be married to me I’m pretty sure. But we’re not getting a dog. Not today anyway. And here are 47 reasons why. 47 Reasons We’re Not Getting…
Inside: 17 funny kid quotes that will make you laugh out loud. Children are the future, and the future is hilarious! I love when adults are funny on purpose, but the cool thing about kids is that they don’t have to try to be funny. It just comes naturally. And the little sayings, musings, and…
You guys! I brushed my hair today. And I have to tell you, these shiny untangled locks look fierce. Or at least they will for about 12 more seconds until one of my kids gets syrup it them. But that’s motherhood right? It’s sticky, sweet, messy, and very funny if we let it be. That’s…
Are your kids complaining about the grave injustice that is not being able to have a third lollipop today? Ask them if they want some cheese with that whine. Ba dum tssss. Parenting joke! Want more parenting jokes with a dash of sass, some hip hop beats, a bathtub full of Cheez-Its, and a sippy…
This post originally appeared on InspireMore. One of my feet is a full size bigger than the other one. Not just a smidge, not a half size. A full size. Right is a 10, left is an 11, and I predict that I won’t be really comfortable in footwear ever in my life. (Unless there…